“As for the story itself, it was entitled 'The Dancing Fool.' Like so many Trout stories, it
was about a tragic failure to communicate. Here was the plot: A flying saucer creature
named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing. Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub.”
- Kurt Vonnegut / Breakfast of Champions